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reallllllyyyyyy stupid

Q1: A father and his son are involved in a car accident, as a result of which the son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon looks at him and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son". Explain. (The answer is not "step-father"!)
Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?
Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury the survivors?
Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Q8:Jhon looked through the dirty window on the 24th floor of his office building. Depressed, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. There was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, yet he survived. Explain?
Q9: A man and his wife drove at full speed through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. Explain?
Q10: Why can't a man living in Delhi not be buried in Mumbai? Go Down for Answers: . . . . . . .

Q1 Ans: The surgeon is the mother! Q2 Ans: Left Elbow. Q3 Ans: 1 birthday. Q4 Ans: You can't burry survivors! Q5 Ans: The name of his horse was Friday. Q6 Ans: The outside. Q7 Ans: The man is dead so he can't marry even if he wanted to! Q8 Ans: Gaurav being a window cleaner, was cleaning the window form the outside, opened the window, and jumped inside. Q9 Ans: The wife had a baby inside the car but died. However, the baby survived. Q10 Ans: Because the man is still alive!

test before leavin the bar

This is not a joke... If you can pass, you can safely turn on your ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination...

Can you find the "C" ? ? ? (Good exercise for the eyes!) Be ready to go blind.

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Find the 6!

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Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMNMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM

did u pass????

brain quiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? (2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? (3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? (4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball? (5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside? (6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? (7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them. ( There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them? (9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?" (10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name the other six. (11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it? (12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AFTER answering scroll down >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Boxing. 2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute. 3. Asparagus and rhubarb. 4. Baseball. 5. Strawberry. 6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems. 7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle. 8. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. 9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west. 10. Batter hit by a pitch; an error (defensive mistake); catcher interference; passed ball (when catcher drops third strike); fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch runner. 11. Lettuce. 12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings.

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